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    Monday, March 20, 2006

    Inspired by Autumn Ashante

    I recently read on Malkin about a home-schooled prodigy. She is 7-years old, and is already fluent in several languages, and able to write "great poetry"....unfortunately, she's a racist. Nonetheless, I was inspired by her poem about white nationalism, and decided to write my own poem. Hope you like it.

    I wish I lived with a blue-state state-of-mind
    I’d watch Fahrenheit 9/11,
    And repeat everything I heard.
    I’d call Bush a racist,
    And cast my ballot for Robert Byrd
    I could donate to terrorists,
    Disguised as Code Pink
    And I could hate them old neo-cons,
    Who won’t flush baby’s down the sink


    Oh, yes, I wish I had a blue-state state-of-mind
    Where child porn is expression,
    A first-amendment right
    Where guns to protect your family,
    Is an un-American plight
    Where Malkin and Coulter are stupid,
    I’d rather read the Daily Kos
    Where home-schooling is un-American,
    Unless racism or abortion is the cause.

    How peaceful it would be in a blue-state state-of-mind
    Where WMD’s don’t exist,
    No matter the documents,
    No matter the yellowcake,
    Forget General Sada.
    No Chemical weapons,
    They’re in Syria now
    No Nuclear program,
    It was buried underground.

    Here I come, to a blue-state state-of-mind
    There I won’t pray,
    But all day demonstrate
    About Zionists, and anarchy,
    And my right to terminate
    Where Clinton reigns forever
    And he can follow his every urge
    With impeachment for anything…
    Except when one perjures

    1 Comments:

    Blogger Butch said...

    Excellent!

    5:43 AM  

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